(via dmac7391)

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it
and there we go
the difference is a rat plays jazz

flairey:

my officemates and i were arguing about the difference between a mouse and a rat so i googled it

and there we go

the difference is a rat plays jazz

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via mndysmsh)

(via mndysmsh)

crimson-winter:

wo-nderland:

this never gets old

SANDRA BULLOCK IS MY QUEEN

(via nocturnalthug)

thrashturbate:

x

holy wow. the quality of that tattoo is sexy as fuck

thrashturbate:

x

holy wow. the quality of that tattoo is sexy as fuck

(via no-m4ns-land)

that orca was like “fuck fuck no fuck help”

(via c4rrion)

(via c4rrion)